18 Total Internet Fails This Week That Made Me Die Laughing

July 2, 2024

Hello, lovely BuzzFeed readers, and welcome back to panem et circenses which is my weekly roundup of the best of the internet. Each of these fails made me laugh this week, so please, enjoy!

1. This person’s manager:

I left work early today because I jumped. I went to tell my manager and he said “I don’t believe you, show me the vomit.” i showed him the vomit” are you sure it’s not someone else’s vomit?”????????? ??????????????????

— 🌻🇵🇸 (@g_abe0) June 30, 2024

Twitter: @g_abe0

2. This thief effortlessly pulled off an amazing tampon heist:

Picked pockets in London from a rather old man. I saw her whip my purse out of the side pocket of my purse. It was a nice bag that I bought in Paris, but with a swing and a swivel – I use it to store my emergency travel tampons. Have fun, tea leaf dad! Hopefully you only have a light to moderate flow x

— Rima (@therimaahmed) June 30, 2024

Twitter: @therimaahmed

3. You must have an app for everything:

Twitter: @KLobstar

4. This I-Not-A-Chef moment that I think every one of us has had at least once:

i saw a jar of maraschino cherries at the store for $9.75 and said to myself, no. this is a chance to learn something new. so i got all the fresh ingredients, took them home, went through a few recipes and ended up making something that doesn’t taste as good and costs more

— Lauren (@Very__Regular) June 30, 2024

Twitter: @Very__Regular

5. Being corrected on your high heel terminology by the guy you’re dating:

went out with a guy and texted him beforehand saying I was wearing heels and didn’t want to walk too far and he shows up and the first thing he says is “THOSE ARE NOT HEELS THEY ARE SPOTS” ok my bad diva 😭 😭😭😭

— bella ☭ (@bellanati0n) June 29, 2024

Twitter: @bellanati0n

6. This amazing thought from this person’s wife (we all have our moments):

my wife, with a master’s degree in biology, simply disagreed that penguins are birds, she then persistently took out her phone, googled something, then quietly put the phone down and carried on as if nothing had happened

— Alex Rose (@AlexRoseGames) June 28, 2024

Twitter: @AlexRoseGames

7. This:

Twitter: @awejones

8. Universal for dads everywhere: reacting to even the most amazing news with nothing but “👍”:

Twitter: @megjpeg

9. This bagel with about 42,098 calories in cream cheese:

Twitter: @credenzaclear2

10. This disgust:

Twitter: @cancers1ug

11. THIS disgusting:

Twitter: @chicagodivediva

12. This recipe fails:

I decided to make a nice pot pie for dinner using the leftover chicken. I was well into sauteing the veggies before I realized I had no stock, no cream and as it turned out, no chicken left 🙏

— sarah (@sarahradz_) June 26, 2024

Twitter: @sarahradz_

13. This loving moment: